Quote me please.

A number of years back I asked myself "Why am I quoting other people when I am perfecting capable of writing my own quotes." Though, technically I guess it's not a quote until someone quotes you. So, feel free to quote me. Many quotes are universal, which is why it's hard sometimes to figure out who said it first. So, to the best of my knowledge, these are my quotes. But if you find it somewhere in a historical document, what can I say...great minds think alike. Anyway I already came up with two quotes today, so I'll post them. I do have a somewhat droll sense of humor at times, it case you needed to be warned. Fayme~Queen of Quotes